[sooty]

The best that I have managed was once in the back seat of a car in a suburban street at night and once on a lonely beach (My 65th birthday) but a better story is that of a mate of mine. Back in the eighties he worked as a security guard at one of the largest oil companies in the world in Melbourne, Australia and his wife did some cleaning there as well. One night he convinced her to have sex on the CEO's desk and I often wonder whether the CEO noticed anything the next morning. He also did it in the back seat of a public bus.

A different guy (friend of my brother) was sex mad and had the equipment to match so was quite popular with the ladies.Once a woman friend of his wife came to visit them and when she was leaving he offered to walk her to her car as it was dark outside. On the way out he slipped it into her near the back door without the wife knowing a thing!