[piecenick]

My wife went out this morning to get a little sun, she just had a pair of panties on, our backyard is fenced in and private. She even knows not to do this on the first few days of the month, that when the meter reader comes by.

I work at home and the door bell rang, unusual, UPS and the mail come later in the day. Handsome young man is there, "good morning, I'm from AT&T, there is a junction box in your backyard that requires service, may I have your permission to enter your yard?"

I thought about it for a second then said "certainly, the gate is at the end of the driveway."

I waited a minute and sure enough my wife came storming in. "you think you're funny, don't you?"

Of course it wasn't very long before she was ready to play.