Here's a funny one.
I was at a bachelor party with about a dozen or so friends. We had rented a double hotel room to crash in after hours.
When we first walk into the room, around 3 am, we hear a woman REALLY having the time of her life. Moaning, gasping, building up to screaming orgasm. All the time, she's screaming out this guy's name "Dave! Dave! Daaaave!"
So after a roof shaking orgasm, there's a long silence. My buddy cups his hands and talks into the wall-- "Dave. This is God. You must make her come again."
What comes back is far and away the deepest voice I have ever heard in my entire life-- "Don't make me come fuck you up!"
We burst out laughing (nothing like having a dozen wingmen to make you fearless.)
We burst out laughing and go back to drinking.
But not a little while later we check back in with the nighbors, and hear the woman say "you want to eat me out, after you just fucked me like that, and I just had my period?!"
Dave, wherever you are, you are a WILD MAN.
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