My way, reaching threw the phone and choking him, but her way was much better.
Putting on her best southern accent she told him how he had left his credit card at the bar and the kind Deputy wanted to return it. All he had to do was stop the car so he could do that and then the deputy could go on his way.
The radio announced "Car 51, he's stopping, I am approaching the vehicle"
She handed the phone back to me and I listened to the following conversation
"Give me my credit card"
"Hands where I can see them. Get out of the car now."
"Where is my ..ouch..hey.. why are you handcuffing me you asshole..."
"Car 51, one in custody"
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