[bbgapril]

That's when the business phone rang. It was a drunk fool, in the background you could hear the sirens.
"I want to file a complaint against one of your Deputies" he began.
"He's been following me for a mile now and I know he can't do that. It's against the Constitution of the United States to follow someone that far."
cupping the phone I looked over at my wife and whispered "it's him on the phone now"
Smiling, she grabbed the phone out of my hand.