[norwich]

Ive got a mate of mine that is just unlucky at everything he does, hes painfully shy, never had a girlfriend and never will I doubt!

My now wife felt sorry for him and said she wanted to tease him a little. She asked me for his mobile number and sent him a message that was obviously sent to the wrong person, nothing rude just about collecting keys from somewhere or something. He replied saying that she had wrong number and they chatted a little on text. After a while she asked if he wanted to do something a little daring and he said yes. So she started saying some dirty stuff to him and it was getting a bit hot. She then said she had to go.

My mate came round for a bbq the next day and my gf at the time had a few beers and text him back. A couple of texts later she went upstairs and sent him a faceless pic of her tits! She was talking to him later and he was none the wiser.

Cruel but I know he enjoyed it!