When I left home
When I lived with my parents I had an impressive porn collection. Magazines of various types, VHS movies of various categories. I kept them all in the bottom draw of an old wardrobe.
I'd bought a house and when I was packing my stuff away to take with me to my new house, I decided to leave the porn until last, and sneak it out.
The coast was not clear, I got distracted and then I forgot, and left without it.
A day later I remembered what I'd done, and rushed 'home' to collect it.
I'd handed back my key, and so had to knock on the door. My mother answered and I went in. I've come to collect the last of my stuff, I told her. 'Like what' she said. 'oh bits and pieces, not much', I said.
I went upstairs to my old room and went straight to the bottom draw. EMPTY!
My mother had followed me upstairs. 'You'll not find any of it in there.' she said, as she popped her head round the door. I went red and just looked at her, I was lost for words. Realising my embarrassment she went on, 'I've put all you magazines and videos in some bags, and it's in the attic, so your niece doesn't find them when she comes to stay.'
'Oh..er. thanks' is all I could muster. 'Sorry' I said. 'Oh don't worry, it's a shame it's all going, I've taken a couple of things out of the pile if you don't mind.' 'Urm.. no.. I don't mind', I was even more lost for words.
I went and got my stuff and left. When I got to my new hours, I checked through the stash to see what had gone. She'd taken 2 videos, and three magazines as far as I could tell.
The magazines were three of my hardcore European mags, that a friend had brought back from Germany. I remember that one picture in a mag had a girl covered in cum with about 8 guys stood around her, what I now know was probably some kind of Bukkake feature. Another magazine was dedicated to watersports..
The videos were hardcore versions of Babyface (1977), and Pretty Peaches (1978). You can find them both on Xhamster.
I never did get them back, but then I never asked. I wonder if my Dad knew!
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