[Deeja]

Five years ago when America was going totally fucking crazy about gas prices my ex decided that we had to move from our large house in the suburbs to a tiny condo in a hipster neighborhood. Her rationale was that I would be close to the nightclubs I DJ at and she could use a free crew shuttle bus to get to the airport (she was a flight attendant) because we weren't going to be able to afford cars our in a few years. I thought this was a stupid idea, but as I quite enjoyed the company of this intelligent uninhibited bisexual flight attendant who among other things gave me my pee fetish by pissing absolutely anywhere, anytime. From peeing between cars at a VW dealership at ten in the morning to peeing on the grass next to a hotel hot tub at midnight and just about anywhere else where the need arose, she even peed in a flower bed at Disneyland. If a public washroom wasn't spotless, outside she went.

Then she found Jesus and it was all over. She moved to Texas to get fat, repent her sins and marry the dipshit who "saved" her. (Yes… I have pictures and no I will never share them.)

So, I was all alone in this stupid little condo I didn't want in the first place. But as it turned out… it wasn't all bad. Our condo was on the 9th floor and the building is on the top of a hill that over-looks a river valley. On the other side of the river is the campus of an art college that is somewhere in the neighborhood of 80% female. On this side of the river is a neighborhood full of irritating but hot hipster girls and a local police force that is ruthless with under-21 drinking and open containers. On the other side of the river at the bottom of a steep hill was a sandbar. This was where the college and hipster girls go to drink, and where they drink they will also pee. The police would have to be looking for a dead body to go down there.

When we moved in here, her father gave me a crazy hunting spotting scope that I left on a tripod in the kitchen just so he would see it when they came over. Then one day in June of 2010 I was just looking out the window when I saw three rafts full of girls climbing onto the sandbar. I went to the hunting scope and saw half a dozen girls in bikinis all squat and peeing together.

I have been enjoying this view for a couple years now, but this year as the snow melted I began to keep track and these are my sightings so far this year. (I was touring almost all of April)

March 28th 2013:

Two skater girls drinking along river at the top of the embankment the first girl, a brunette in green and black first peed alone in side profile at the bottom of the hill. Then later both girls pee together at the bottom of the embankment. The girl in green and black again pees in side profile and the bleach blonde girl in all black bare ass facing me in a high squat. The sun caught the second girls pee stream. After peeing together they leave.

May 6th 2013:

Three girls in a raft stop on the sandbar and pee separately. First a girl in a yellow lifejacket and white shorts runs to the edge of the tall grass and pees in a high squat, stream fully visible. Then a girl in a purple top and black bikini bottoms runs into the tall grass for privacy, completely obscured. Finally the last girl in pink and orange bikini squats and pees on the sandbar right next to the raft side profile without any cover and wipes herself. After peeing they carry their raft up the embankment and leave.

May 8th 2013:

An anorexically skinny redhead is sitting on the edge of the river drinking with her white trash dreadlocked boyfriend, after three beers she looks uncomfortable. Almost half an hour later she gets up and walks up the hill a little and squats between two bushes open to the front. Standing up reveals a natural pussy. They then smoke pot and stay another hour till it is dark.

Meanwhile on the other side of the sandbar two women in cycling gear make their way down the hill as a man stands at the top with his and their bikes. One is a skinny blonde and the other a skinny asian, both look around 25. They only go far enough to be out of sight from the man, they are in the open when the blonde pulls down her shorts exposing another natural pussy and pees in a high squat as the other girl just looks around. She pulls her pants up without wiping. The asian girl then squats spreading her legs far apart without pulling her pants down and appears to pee through a fly in her shorts, she also doesn't wipe. The blonde girl appears to watch the technique intently. They then run back up the hill to their male companion and leave

May 9th 2013:

A skinny blonde girl wearing a black yoga outfit, a preppy looking black girl in a tracksuit and a slightly thick asian girl are drinking beside the river. After an hour the white girl is the first to pee and wanders around looking for cover from her friends. After several false starts trying to squat she leans against a tree and pees a large stream and reveals a fully shaved pussy. Before the white girl returns to the group the black girl heads to the tall grass and squats covered from the torso up. Despite matching the other two girls beer for beer the asian girl does not pee, even though the other two girls appear to be cajoling her to by pointing at the tall grass, the black girl squats in front of her with her pants on demonstrating the technique. A few minutes later they leave together.

May 13th 2013:

Two girls one in black sweatpants and a nightmare before christmas hoodie and a hipster looking girl in a black tank top and pink leggings and a pink skirt are drinking beside the river. Soon the girl in the hoodie goes to the same covered spot as the black girl in the previous entry to pee. A while later a blonde girl in a tan frilly top and bluejeans makes her way down the hill, waves to the other two girls and goes directly behind some tall grass shielding her from the other girls and does a perfect side profile low pee squat with a visible stream ahead of her. She wipes and then joins the group. Soon after the girl in the black tank top goes to pee and wanders about 150 feet from the group before peeing in the open in a high squat on the sandbar. Standing up with her panties around her knees she holds her skirt out of the way to wipe revealing a shaved pussy. About half an hour later the girl in tan again goes to pee but is ushered to the same sheltered spot by hoodie girl. A while later still hoodie girl goes to pee again in the same spot. After she returns they leave.

At the same time a townie looking couple is fishing and suntanning on the far east side of the sandbar, the woman is about thirty, skinny and topless wearing only a bikini bottom and mostly playing with her iPhone while she lies near the rivers edge. Her tits look like perky B's. They aren't drinking heavily but have been there for more than two hours. Eventually she gets up and starts walking around before sitting on a large rock. She pulls her bottoms to the side and pees, most of her pee hitting the rock and not the ground. No more than twenty feet away the man doesn't even glance in her direction. She must have splashed herself because she stands up and wades into the river waist deep. They leave an hour later without her peeing again.

June 4th 2013:

A large mixed group is sitting on the edge of the river, they don't appear to be drinking, just sitting there. After a while skinny brunette wearing a black tank-top and blue denim shorts leaves the group and walks a good distance away from the group and part way up the hill before doing a high squat side-profile over some tall grass in the open, the sun catching her stream. After wiping she returns to the group. Nobody else pees and the group leaves about half an hour later.

Later in the evening a group of two girls and three guys are sitting at the top of the escarpment far away from anything. They don't appear to be drinking alcohol either, but a nerdy looking brunette is wearing a purple, pink and white sun dress is nursing an enormous water bottle. After an hour she goes to pee for the first time, walking further along the ridge before climbing part way down the hill in a clearing where she removes her panties and sits on the ground peeing downhill. Her pussy is obscured by the dress. She puts her panties back on without wiping and returns to the group. Half an hour later the guys have left and she goes to pee again. This time she doesn't go nearly as far, walking straight down the hill from the group and going behind a bush fully obscured. The girls stay till it gets dark but nobody else pees.

June 6th 2013:

It is getting later into the evening when four women shimmy there way down the hill and sit on a gravelly patch on the very edge of the river. I say women because the youngest of them looks to be about thirty. This is an unusual bunch since virtually all the people who drink down there are the college and hipster set. The eldest looking of the lot is a busty but trim brunette wearing a black tank top and blue jeans, she looks about forty. Next is a professional looking, very skinny blonde who looks about thirty-five and is wearing a blue and white top, black slacks and glasses. She is already visibly drunk when they arrive. Next is a redhead who also looked about thirty-five wearing a purple tank top and black capris. She is also visibly drunk. The last and youngest looking was another blonde wearing a black t-shirt and red capris. I have to assume they wandered away from a party of some sort to get hammered. They open their handbags and begin passing around liquor and soda. The older woman drinks only beer. Im wondering whether the skinny blonde or redhead will pee first. After about forty-five minutes the redhead gets up and jogs a short distance away from the group and pees in the open near the bottom of the escarpment, holding the bottom of her tank top out of the way to wipe she exposes a neatly trimmed pussy. When she returns from peeing the younger blonde gets up and walks a short distance to some tall grass partially covering her and pees while continuing her conversation with the group, she doesn't appear to wipe. As the younger blonde is peeing the older woman dumps out her beer, gathers up her stuff and leaves not coming back. After the older woman leaves and the younger woman returns the skinny blonde walks a distance along the river but returns to the group without squatting. When she returns the younger blonde demonstrates several pee-squat positions. About forty minutes later the redhead goes to pee a second time and pulls at the skinny blondes hand who does not join her. She pees in roughly the same spot as before and with enough light to catch her stream. By the time the younger blonde goes to pee for a second time it is beginning to get dark and she too tries to coax the other blonde along without success. This time she goes completely out of sight. Finally as it is almost dark the skinny blonde gets up and walks far along the river and completely out of sight. While she is gone the redhead pees for a final time more or less exactly where they were sitting on the edge of the river, but by now it was too dark to make out much other than her silhouette. The skinny blonde returns after almost ten minutes and the leave together using cell phones as flash lights.

June 8th 2013:

Two guys are sitting along the river when they are joined by the same blonde girl as on May 13th, like the previous occasion she goes to pee immediately after she arrives. This time she is wearing a mint green cardigan sweater over a white t-shirt and torn blue jeans. As it happens this time the two guys she has joined are sitting very close to the spot where she peed the second time previously. Instead she walks further up the hill and pees next to a large tree. Her pussy and stream obscured by the brush. She returns to the group but only sips a single beer while smoking pot. Another guy shows up and they all leave together soon after.

Later in the evening a couple with a small toddler are walking along the river, the woman is a brunette around thirty-five is wearing denim shorts and a black fleece jacket. She is showing signs of needing to pee and is rubbernecking around looking for a spot as they walk along the rivers edge. Immediately after passing a cluster of bushes on the very edge of the river the man and child walk ahead and the man distracts the child by tossing rocks into the river. She rummages through her bag and pulls out a couple napkins. Before squatting she looks around for another thirty seconds before pulling her shorts down and squatting facing the river in one very fluid motion. Holding her shorts out of the way she pees straight out ahead of her for almost a minute, her pee stream reaching the river. Standing up she reveals a shaved pussy. She wipes and tosses her napkins in the river. She then assumes the rock throwing duties while the man pees in the same bushes.