[dkdiablo]

My Wife can be really wicked. To start off she works in a late night fast food shop. On many occasions women come into the shop after a long night of drinking asking if they could use the toilets. Now many of these women when drunk are ususlly rude and obnoxious people and unless they are polite my wife usually tells them she has to ask the boss. She then leaves them hanging for five minutes or so( the ruder they are the longer the wait). Usually she waits until they are doing the desparate dance before going back out and telling them no. She did this quite often until one day, a couple of years back she came home in a mood because the woman she had left hanging didn't move fast enough and pissed herself in the shop in front of her friends and she had to clean up after her. Apparently she must have been drinking loads because she decribed it as a torrent running down her legs. She still does it but if anyone pisses themselves she b*tches like mad and makes them clean it up themselves. Nowadays people are polite to her, I wonder why ?