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A meteorite has just landed on the small Russian town of Tcheliabinsk injuring several hundred people and damaging several buildings.

As a result President Vladimir Putin calls President Obama with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has been severely damaged!" the Russian President cries;
"My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"Vladimir, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.", replies the President.

"Indeed, I do need your help," says Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tie us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!", says Obama.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?", says Putin.

"Yes?", replies the President.

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" says Putin.