[ThomasMoore]

A couple of years ago, I was skiing for the weekend at our vacation home with my wife and kids. During the last day of skiing, I was feeling tired, and had kind of a stomach ache. After finishing for the day the pain in my stomach got worse, and ironically, my oldest child was feeling the same way. In the middle of the night he woke up as was sick. Because we both had similar symptoms, I assumed that I had some kind of a stomach virus as well. After a sleepless night , we loaded into our car and drove back to the city. I usually drive but was still feeling so poorly that I let my wife drive as I tried to sleep along the way. Once back at home, my wife had to quickly head to the airport for a work related trip. I called our neighbor to come watch our kids, and drove myself to the hospital, where I was rushed into the emergency room with an inflamed appendix! After some pain medication and xrays, I was quickly sent to a hospital room with surgery scheduled for early the next morning. Because I hadn't planned on this, and had come straight from home in a hurry I of course hadn't shaved my private parts! I didn't even think of this as I was wheeled down to the operating room. Two nurses were there preparing me for surgery and asking questions while filling out paperwork. They said that I would have to be shaved and due to the ages of the two nurses, I assumed that the older more grandmotherly one would do it. To my surprise the younger dark haired nurse returned with the razor and lifted my gown and began fondling and shaving my private parts! She must have done this numerous times since her demeanor never changed, even as my shaft grew rock hard as she held it out of the way when she was shaving! Shortly after I was given the proper sedatives and was fast asleep while my appendix were removed. I had no idea that the best was yet to come when I returned to my hospital room.