Last weekend we rented a truck to we could go pick up a piano we bought for our granddaughter, it was about 100 miles round trip. We were on the Interstate when we passed a car all painted up with "Just Married", after we passed it, they were going pretty slow, my wife mentioned, "Sunday morning, they must have married yesterday and they are on their honeymoon, but the guy was in the car by himself".
Whoa, I thought, I looked in the rearview mirror and I could only see the guy driving and I told my wife, "I bet he's getting some road head and you didn't notice her face in his lap". So we slowed down a bit and waited for him to pass us, sure enough, her head was bobbing up and down. I couldn't resist, I speeded up a bit to keep up with them and beeped the horn, she looked over and we gave her an OK sign. She just smiled at us and went back to her task at hand.
We pased them again but didn't disturb them.
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