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With a big smile, the Officer said "Nope, lost some hearing when a roadside bomb hit my convoy. I do hear you causing a disturbance and I'm tell you to keep it down. I would listen before I get a call and leave you and him alone."
Idiot sat down and started talking all kind of smack.
The Officer took me outside. He explained how he rally couldn't let me beat the shit out of the guy, and I gave him my word I would not.
He hung around while I payed for my coffee, paid the waitress, and started my motorcycle and drove off of the parking lot, around the corner, up an alley and cut the engine and coasted back in viewing range of the dinner.