Ah, my ex wife. She was completely nuts (undiagnosed mental illness, I am certain).
She hated sex, which was too bad, but she let me eat her out every single day, even when her friends were around (she would cover my head with a blanket).
She was obsessed with her friends seeing me naked, so we shared hotel rooms with her friends often, and I skinny dipped in her parents' pool with her friends there.
She even let one of her friends give me a very long hand job.
I once lifted her shirt up in the pool (yes, she was wearing a shirt because she forgot her swimsuit), and she was so turned on that her friend's husband saw her boobs that she basically had an orgasm right there.
But she hated actually having sex. I never figured that part out.
Ah, those were fun times in their own weird way.
Another ex, I dated a 27 year old virgin. She was odd, too. She was always braless or topless around her house, but refused to let me see anything else or touch anything. Honestly, I think she was severely abused when she was a teenager, but she never talked about it. But she had the most unusual breasts I had ever seen. Large but extremely perky, and loooong dark nipples (we are talking a full inch or more) with absolutely no areola at all.
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