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"Hello there. Having a good night?" she asked as she took two steps forward and placed her hand against my chest.
"Hello right back" I replied, but before I could say another word, she took my hand in hers and held it palm up.
"Listen, I was hoping you could help me with something," she began. "You see, I came here with this guy, and he is just lame. He's puking in the bathroom, and I was just going to leave without him, but I need something first."