Working on a flat roof
I was working on a flat roof of a shop in the centre of town, and had parked the van in the lane behind it. When I needed to get something from the van I ran down the fire escape stairs inside the back of the shop, I was getting faster and faster as I wemt, so I came crashing out of the fire exit door into the lane by my van.
Only to find a female with her knickers and trousers down, sitting in her puddle of piss, she was not very happy and shouting at me for knocking her down. I said she should not have been pissing there in the door way.
She was well pissed with me as she pulled her wet things back up and waddled off.
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