Women don't seem to enjoy having semen all over their faces - ungrateful creatures! And when they pose naked for us, they seem to think we're going to embarrass them by posting the pictures on some website. Don't they trust us?.
or, as the Bloodhound Gang sang:- "A Lap Dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"
I can't post url's yet (not enough comment posts), but I have compiled an album "Do I have to?" in a similar vein. Please view/borrow/repost.
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