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One experience that has forever stayed with me are snap pants. Dated a hot little thing about 4 years back and she would try to tease like no other. Bonus was she wasn't fully aware of my desire to expose her in public areas. She just assumed I got handsy at poor times.
Well she wore some snap pants around her house one day while two male friends of her's were over. I had some ideas, but held back because I didn't want to get into too much trouble. Rock band was being played and she went up stairs to do something and in a few minutes she comes back. She asks me to help her get some drinks. In the kitchen she started coming on to me and my right hand slid in through one of the openings in the side to rest on my favorite place, her bum. Imagine my surprise to find that the panties that had been there before were gone! She winked and said something like "to give you ideas for later".
She might have meant after her friends left, but that was out the window in my mind. I did and still do have a small sewing kit in my bag, boy scout law and all. Well I went into the bathroom as soon as I could and tied some long pieces of string to two of the half dozen safety pins I keep in there with the rest of it. I came out and she was playing the drums from a foot rest and I sat behind her. Two quietly places safety pins later, I had her and she didn't know it.
I made sure I pinned near the top of the snap pants for maximum dog house time. The guys went into the kitchen to get some taco rolls from the oven and my girl stood to go after. She made it about 5 feet before I pulled hard. Pop, Pop, Pop! The top buttons gave way and the loose pants hit the floor. She let out a little squeak and was lightning fast to pull the front of them up to cover her nude landing strip. Those fools in the kitchen never even knew!
She turned to me with her cute round bum still on display and whispered "I'm putting underwear back on!" with such a mad little face on. She started walking up the stairs with her bottom still out when I stepped on the trailing back side of the pants. She just abandoned them and ran up the stairs and changed. I went and ate taco rolls with the others with pants over my shoulder like a trophy. Got them jealous about what they missed!
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