The Sensuous Wife
Upon arriving home from work our hero was greeted by his wife, dressed in a
low cut and very sexy dress.
"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" She asked.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and
pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a hundred all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, nope."
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties
and pulled out a crumpled hundred dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Go look in the garage..."
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