[demolitiondavid]

Some years ago I was on holiday with a group of friends (all couples) we were sharing an apartment with my girlfriend's friend and her husband. They went to the room 10 minutes or so before us, I think we had stopped to go to the shop or something. We could see my girlfriends cousin walking around the room from by the pool so we went up there, I unlocked the door and walked in to find her standing with her back against the cooker (facing away from the window but full on facing the door), her shorts around her knees with a glass jug between her thighs, peeing into the jug, she was shocked when I walked in and pulled her tee shirt down to try to cover her bush which was tidy around the edges but quite long and straggly in the middle. She just shouted "oh shit, I can't stop" and turned to face the wall, i could hear it gushing out of her and splashing into the jug. My girlfriend dragged me away and told me to stop looking. She must have been peeing for a good 10 seconds after that. She wouldn't look at me for the rest of the holiday but it was worth it. Her husband didn't think it was a big deal. It turned out that they were both bursting to go but he had beaten her to the toilet and thought it was a joke to lock the door and make her wait - she couldn't so she grabbed the nearest thing she could before she had an accident.