[jho]

Last summer on a hot day my pregnant wife and I went to spot we like on the Shenandoah River in Virginia. As we were getting into the water, she took off her bikini top and handed it to me. I shoved it into the pocket of my trunks and we floated and swam for a couple of hours. After a while she asked for her top and I reached for it and it was gone. It had come out of my pocket and floated away. We looked around the spot where we had been swimming but couldn't find it.
I told her to forget about it as it was probably lost forever but she looked downstream and saw a large group of people about 50 yards away. She said "I wonder if they saw it." And started walking downriver to ask.
I started to pack up the truck and she came back about 10 minutes later...without her top.