I was making a sales call in a city about 75 miles away. As I was saying goodbye to my customer he asked me if I could do a favor for him, his stepdaughter goes to college in the city where I live, would I mind dropping her off at school, it would save him a 150 mile trip that night.
"No problem" I said, thinking having the company of a cute coed wouldn't be a bad thing.
His wife dropped her off at the office and away we went. She was not a homecoming queen, but still an attractive young lady. She was very talkative, so the ride was going by quickly and we were about 20 miles from home when the Interstate came to a stop, there was an accident or something ahead. Luckily we were near an exit and I know every road in the area so I got off the Interstate onto a secondary road, this detour was only going to cost us maybe 15 minutes. Then my car made a load noise and I realized a belt had broken, it took all my strength to not go into an expletive filled tantrum, so I just pulled over in the middle of nowhere. No problem, even though this was the early '90's I had one of the few cell phone and I was in range of one of the few towers. I called road service and my wife, they were going to come get the car and my wife would pick us up, quickly I hoped, it was getting dark.
Then strike 3 "Mr. Bob, I need to go to the bathroom very badly, I don't know if I can wait till your wife gets here."
All I could think of was "were you ever in the Girlscouts and gone on a camping trip and had to do it in the woods?'
There weren't many cars around, so I said, "there aren't any trees or cover around, I'll turn my back and can you do it behind the car?"
She thought that was a good idea, so she got out and standing on the passenger side lowered her jeans and panties and squatted, I guess she never noticed the side view mirror.
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