As the Deputy was entering the diner, he pushed himself up, knife still in hand and raised his arm slightly. As the toe of my boot met his left eye, he rolled backwards unconscious. That was three. The Deputy gave my wife a quick hairy eyeball and she placed her pistol back in her purse.
Yeah, now we have assault with a deadly weapon and witness tampering when he gets out of the hospital.
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