This thread reminds me of a coach trip I took for a night out in the early 80's. It had been organised by a group of girls from a large supermarket in my town, but I forget exactly how me and my mate ended up on it. They may have been friends of his mums or something. Anyhow, it was bound for a nightclub in a neighbouring town, and it went pretty much as expected, with nothing spectacular, a few drinks, a few songs etc.
About an hour in, one of the middle aged ladies got up to the front and started explaining how they had all chipped in for this particular girls 21st birthday collection. She had a card and an envelope etc, and soon the girl came to the front to collect it. She was attractive, rather than beautiful, but had a nice lean figure, and dark hair.
She said her thank you's to everyone, but before she could sit down again, the older lady launched us all into a verse of '21 today!, 21 today!'
All was fine and jolly, until right at the end, and for the big finish, the older lady light heartedly lifted the birthday girls short skirt up with a 'Woooooh!'
Unfortunately for the poor lass, and happily for me, she was completely knickerless beneath, and I, just a few rows back, got an absolutely brilliant view of a lovely brown triangle.
The girl sat down again, mortified, and another one of the middle aged ladies behind me leaned forward to ask if I'd enjoyed what I'd just seen. When I said I had, she said ''Hmmm.. I bet you did!'
To make it even better, my friend had been starting out of the window the whole time, and missed everything. I spent the whole of the night thinking about that triangle, and laughing as my friend kept asking me what had happened.
Good times, the 80's!
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