[bbgapril]

So, Tuesday, she came home to dinner ready and served on good china, with her favorite wine and fresh flowers on the table. She informed me that this did not let me off the hook for this, I informed her that that hand job she gave the male stripper, which I paid for, would not ever be brought up again and the pictures would not be posted where her friends could find them.
I am not above sinking to blackmail, even when I would be skunked if she called my bluff.