[bbgapril]

So, when this guy I know came into the bar looking like he had been in a car wreck, I began to ask questions.
He had had a few and was leaving the club when one of the bouncers, I'll call him Bruce, beat the crap out of him for lighting up on the parking lot.
I have a passing familiarity with Bruce, he is a young twenty year old, about 6 foot 2 inch freak who likes to date girls in high school.
He thinks he can fight because he is used to beating up kids younger, or men much older, than him.
My second son is in town and he is sparring MMA while going to college, so a devious plan was hatched.
Bruce would see me coming and run for the hills, but my son could put some baby powder in his hair and wear a trench coat catching Bruce off guard.