It's time I shared these.
I was travelling abroad last year and at one point I met these two Eastern European girls... names and countries of origin are lost in the depths of my memory. Anyway, they mentioned going to a nude beach - or "nudistic" beach, as they put it - and I of course HEARTILY encouraged this idea. By my standards it was a pretty terrible beach, like other nude beaches I've been to: rocky, and full of wrinkled brown ugly old people. I definitely had the two most attractive girls on the beach with me
I couldn't let the opportunity go to waste, so when I got up the courage I just sat up, pointed my camera at them, and took a couple shots. They reacted as you'd expect, covering up and exclaiming and complaining and threatening. I played it off, but they insisted that I delete the photos. I don't remember how I dodged that bullet - I changed the subject or pretended to delete them or something. At one point one of the girls asked to SEE the pictures, and I think I showed her the innocuous ones but not the good ones, while making it seem as though that was all there was. There was no WAY I was deleting these!
They were REALLY worried about these pictures, because even though I must have convinced them at the time that the pictures were deleted, later that night they cornered me where we were staying and demanded to see my camera - walk with me directly there and everything - to make sure they were gone and that I didn't have the chance to take them off or anything. Too bad they waited so long... it had already been done

. So these girls to this day think that these pictures have been deleted, and now here they are for your viewing pleasure. I figure it's time I gave back.