Soooooo, what you want is some helpful advise on how to have your mom exposed n front of an audience by hooking her clothes to some devise that will lift her one piece dress over her head, and you want to stare and have your hat spin around like Spanky? You know that the show is a farce, right? Not a documentary.
And who under 50the watches the Little Rascals? Unless, its some hipster thing. Damn hipsters.
Want some serious advice on seeing your own mom naked(ya freak) then listen up. Agree to go clothes shopping with her. Then start faking a slight illness, but insist you dont need to return home. wait till she is just entered a dressing room and then barge in saying "I need a doct--BLARGH!" Thats when you need to vomit on the floor. Her natural reaction will be to hand you her dress to help you clean up because she's your MOM and thats what MOMS DO(you perv) and you will see her in her undies.
Does that do it for you? Are you satisfied?
Easier way to see your mom naked is to ask your HS teacher for the Extra Credit pics she sent him.
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