I want to see my mom get the "Beginners Luck" Treatment
I know I’m gonna sound weird for saying this but I figure if I can’t share this here then I don’t know what to do. Hopefully I’ll get some honest responses whether they’re good or bad.
I recently saw this short on YouTube from an old Little Rascals movie called “Beginners Luck.” Hopefully maybe some of you who read this already know the short, if not, just go to YouTube and type in "Friends Roman Countrymen Little Rascals" to see what I mean.
After seeing this, all I can think about is wanting the same thing that happens to Spanky’s Mom in the short to happen to my mom, too!
My mom definitely stands out from other parents. I think she might be 44 or 45 but she never tells anyone her age, After her and my dad got divorced last year she went and got a “makeover” but I call it her “fakeover.” She made her hair blonder and I’m pretty sure got Botox in her face to look younger and had her lips made puffier and even got a boob job (I saw one of her bras in the laundry room and the tag said 36C). Ever since then, she’s become kinda embarrassing to be around because of how snobby and full of herself she acts to everyone.
So after seeing the Little Rascals short, Spanky’s pushy mom totally reminded me of my mom (she even once whe I was like 10 tried to put me in a local talent contest but I didn’t get past the first audition). And its kinda embarrassing to say and I know I sound weird for saying this, but I so totally think and would almost agree to be in another talent contest if I could somehow cause what happens to Spanky’s Mom to happen to my mom. It would be so worth it just to see the look on her face like "Duhhhh..?" and realizing everyone in the audience could see her standing half naked on the stage looking at her dress hanging from the curtain above her. And believe me, I know my mom wouldn't be wearing the old time underwear that Spanky's mom has on in the short. I'm sure my mom would wear a very long tight dress to the big night of the Finals of the Talent Show and I can guarantee she'd have on some skimpy thong or gstring (since she has practically two whole dresser drawers full of them) and either the rows of thigh highs or even a garter belt and stockings). It would be priceless to see her made to look like a stripper onstage!
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