I was standing in a bar in town yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in,
stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I said to him, "Do you know any martial arts, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee"?
"No", I say, "It's because you're drinking my beer you little prick".
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