"Nice doggy. You look like a friendly doggy. I sure hope so.
"I guess your master is letting you run. Is he coming this way? My master left me tied up here, I don't know where he went but I sure wish he'd come back.
"Hey doggy, why are you looking at me like that? When I said you looked friendly I didn't mean that friendly. Stop there, please doggy, please please please master if you're hiding and watching me, please come out.
"Whoa, doggy. Holy crap. Sit! Sit! Shoo, go away! Somebody help!"
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