Hey, let me leave you with a joke
A drunk is showing off his new apartment to two of his friends one night.
The drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of his friends asks.
"That's not a gong,It's a talking clock." the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yep," replied the drunk,"Watch"
The drunk picked up a hammer and gave the gong a shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood back looking at each other for a moment,when all of a sudden a voice from the other side of the wall screams......
"You fucking idiot,its ten past three in the morning."
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