When we first got married we lived in a cheap apartment complex with thin walls. The couple in the next apartment was very sexually active and we could hear things like "lick it there, don't stop, I'm gonna come". We chuckled amd thought it was pretty hot, eventually we met them, Bill and Peggy, and became good friends. One night we were all drinking wine and getting pretty loose when Peggy blurted out something about how noisy we were when we had sex. My wife and I started laughing and explained to them that we could hear them just as well.
Peggy was very embarrassed, turning red and saying we were rude to listen, apparently she didn't see the irony. Bill got the humor in the situation and asked what was I doing to make my wife do those low guttural whines? Peggy was very uptight, because we never heard them again, maybe they did it in the kitchen. We made more noise.
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