In The Window
My girlfriend has a funny habit of managing to get herself caught naked in front of a window.
I can think of 4 different instances..
When telling a story like this about someone the listener has never seen I try to find the celebrity they closest resemble so you can picture something. She's short, tiny and blond - say like Hayden Panettiere.
Before we met and she still lived at home, she was coming from her shower to her bedroom. When inside she dropped her towel and began brushing her hair and getting ready for bed. She claims she's "spacing out" looking out her bedroom window. She looks down and sees her brother and all his buddies down in the alleyway looking up at her. No one - her, her brother or his friends - ever mentioned it.
For years she lived in a half double house with a family-friend neighbor she'd known since she was a kid. She's stepping out of her shower to see the neighbor putting new shingles on the roof just outside the window. She grabbed a towel and bolted out of the room in terror. When she returned to the bathroom clothed she found that he put a stuffed animal propped up against the outside of the wndow "looking in." All the next day, all I heard was "I cant believe so-and-so saw me naked. He's known me since I was a baby, this is so weird now..."
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