School fete
My wife often helps at the annual school fete. I went there after work to see if I could help. I heard a guy telling another that he'd spent more money than usual at the tombola. When asked why he said it was because the "nice lady in the black and blue dress helps the kids check if they are winners, you should see the view when she bends down."
It was then that I noticed my wife - she was at the tombola stall and wearing a black and blue dress with a low front showing cleavage. Being kind and naive, she was indeed helping the little kids check if their tickets ended in 5 or zero to win a prize. These 2 guys joined the queue with their kids and stood back to admire the view while my wife smiled at their kids and helped them check their tickets, one won a prize. I noticed there were alot of men in the queue but I didnt mention anything to my wife. When she eventually saw me she excitedly told me that the stall was selling lots of tickets and things were going great. I didnt have the heart to suggest the view she was inadvertently giving may have been the cause.
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