[NotThatOtherGuy]

Chapter Six

One day, Jones found himself in a shopping mall. Most people were here for one of two reasons, to work or to shop. Jones had a different agenda.

Using his magic wand, he was able to transport himself underneath the floors inside the mall. By looking up, he could see right through the floor, as though it weren’t there at all. He could also eliminate all males from his vision, leaving only the females visible; and he also eliminated the females that were, in his opinion, of questionable age.

Now he was able to see only the attractive girls as they walked by. He was able to get nice photographs up their skirts, catching both the front and the back.

Similarly, from high up on the ceiling, he was able to get a bird’s eye view of the women as they walked by. Now he was able to get photographs that peered down their blouses. From up on the ceiling, he was able to get the best angles.

Among the many stores in this place was a retail clothing store. Here Jones would truly be able to do great things. He went into the clothing store and walked up to the dressing rooms.

Jones noticed that the dressing rooms were unisex; so he decided to label some “men” and others “women”.

His first trick was to make the womens’ dressing room doors completely invisible. The person inside the dressing room saw the door, or rather, she thought she did – it was actually just an illusion in her head. In reality, a small crowd of men were gathered around the room, watching her change.

The woman was about to change into her new clothes, but she couldn't find them. Somehow, mysteriously, the new clothes she was about to try out had vanished! For that matter, so had the clothes she'd been wearing before! Now she was just in her underwear, in a public dressing room, with no clothes nearby . . . even though she was in a clothing store.

The woman didn't know what to do. She couldn't just walk around in her underwear. Suddenly, while she was pacing around the room, she found that her bra strap got caught on a hook on the wall – practically a completely impossible event. The woman paused, then turned to her left. She thought this would help things, but instead, the bra completely snapped off in the back, and fell off of her. She grabbed for it and tried to put it back on, but Jones made the bra turn into a pile of powder; then the same with her panties.

When Jones finally decided to leave this place, he thought of one ultimate prank he could pull. All of a sudden, in one moment, all the women in the store were stripped completely naked. All the clothes they had been wearing just disappeared entirely.