Peter was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica .
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you were better looking it would lift itself."
Last edited by Fango; 08-07-2012 at 12:31 AM.
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