[sooty]

The first one happened back in the 80s at a travel agency where I worked. It was one girls birthday and another offered to make her a cup of tea which she did but once it was made she placed a tampon in the cup and attached the tea bag label to the end of the string. When the birthday girl pulled out the "bag" she got quite a surprise!

The second one is quite gross and not for the squeamish so skip it if you have a weak stomach. Three guys from my fishing club were in a small aluminium boat on a river and not catching much when one of them decided to let go a really big fart. The trouble was that it was more than a fart and he shit himself instead! He then had to remove his pants and throw away his undies and clean up as best he could in the cold wind. After another hour or two they decided to give it away with no fish when suddenly his rod bent over and it looked like it might be a good one. To everyone's dismay when he got it to the surface there was his undies complete with the errant turd!

The third one involves a couple who were on a caravanning trip through outback Australia and he always kept a shotgun in the van "just in case". One night in a very remote spot they heard noises like footsteps around the van and some sounds but were not sure if they were human or animal. Finally he decided that he would get his wife to fling open the door and he would fire a shot into the air to scare off whoever/whatever it was. Fumbling in the dark he loaded the gun and she turned on the light, threw open the door and he pulled the trigger but nothing happened. In panic he looked to see what was wrong and he found that in the dark he had shoved a tube of quickeze into the gun instead of a cartridge! Luckily whatever/whoever was outside decided to leave anyway.

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