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Back in the 80's, women didn't shave their private areas. Well my GF back then had a big bush & I decided 1 night it had to go. So 1 night, when she passed out drunk, i did my best barbershop impression & shaved her completely bald & took a few Polaroids of my artwork & showed them to a few of our closest friends. Well she didn't find it very amusing to be bald & sure didn't like the idea of the Polaroids & 1 of her big mouth friends told her she should file charges against me. After 1 of our fights she decided to do just that & the cops came to the house to pick me up for assault. The female cop didn't find it funny, but the male cop (who i knew) told me he was arresting me for "impersonating a barber without a license". I just laughed & told my GF, the bad thing about living in a small town is, when cops are dispatched & arrest someone, it makes the local paper. I laughed at my GF & told her I can't wait to read about this in the paper & my GF freaked out with embarrassment & decided not to press charges to keep it outta the paper. I was forced to give her my Polaroids as part of the deal & told to leave the hair cutting to the professionals. I thought the male cop was gonna bust a gut laughing about the whole situation. Small town cops, back then, had a little bit better attitude & life wasn't so serious back then. The same cop caught us earlier that year playing around on the back dirt roads with my GF naked in the car & me in my underwear, so he knew we were kinda strange anyways. Funny thing about it was I was known as the "Town Barber" after that, she laughs about it now, but not then. My GF (wife now) is very gullible, she went to a Rainbow gathering 1 time & had no clue what Rainbow people were, that was funny, but that's another story.