A very beautiful young woman had just stepped out of the shower when her doorbell rang. When she asked "Who is it?" the reply was "It's the blind man", so she figured it was OK to open the door completely nude. When she opens the door, the guy stares at her and says "Great body!" The embarrassed girl says "You said you were the Blind Man!" "I am," he says. "Now where do you want me to put these blinds?"
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