My ex GF was abusive and downright nasty, one weekend she was away seeing family i packed my gear up to leave her as soon as she went out the door. I Went to the ATM to get cash and the machine ate my card, after phoning the bank helpline my card was reported as lost. The GF's way of making sure i couldn't leave her, the banks were closed no access to cash. A lady friend i was on very good terms with but i didn't want to cheat so the ladyfriend said she would wait till i was ready to do whatever was right for myself.
Anyway i phoned her explained the situation and she drove 300 miles through the night to come get me. I didn't want her involved in any danger so i had her park on the next street and i went and got her but had her walk 100 yards behind me, it wasn't dawn yet nobody was up but just in case. I brought her into the kitchen made her a coffee i started hitting the beers, my nerves were shattered. I calmed down after the 6th beer and dawn was breaking. It's now or never. You sure you want to do this? i asked her. YES! was her answer but she needed toilet first, i told her where it was but warned make sure you leave the toilet seat up when you're finished. Then i got a load of empty beer bottles out of the recycling bin and left them on the table so it looked like i had been on a binge drink and brooding then did a dissapearing act. I emptied the fridge of the rest of the beer and some food and flask of coffee for the road untill we found a hotel.
Of all my sexcapades that's my favourite arousing memory, sneaky nerve racking dangerous dishonest nasty ultimately exciting, i had an escape plan marked out on the road map because the ex GF had friends everywhere, we ended up in a small country hotel miles of the beaten track. Next morning i woke up pulled the curtains back stark naked it was a lovely dawn. My new GF sat up the sunlight shining in on her naked body and said come back to bed it's too early, i said no! know what? we're going for a walk. And we did just that, what normal people do. Had breakfast like a normal couple chatted like a normal couple but we had the most rampant sex imaginable and still do 7 years later.
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