1 He said to me. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him. You wear pants don't you?
2 He said to me . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
3 He said to me. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
4 He said to me. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him. They don't have time.
5 He said to me. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him. I don't know; it has never happened.
6 He said to me. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . They already have boyfriends.
7 He said to me. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. A widow.
8 He said to me. Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed....Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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