[sooty]

I have 2 stories. The first was not long after getting married and we went to the wedding of a cousin of my wife in a large provincial town. My wife was quite conservative (and me) as were most of the family. My wife was very attractive and this night wore a long green dress that was very low cut and no bra. She is an energetic dancer and was jumping around when all of a sudden her left boob popped out completely but she was totally unaware. Being the gentleman that I am I realised that she hadn't noticed so I quickly pulled her against me so that no-one else would see and told her what had happened and she replaced the errant boob. When I looked around only one other person had seen it and it was the guitarist in the band on the stage and I thought that he would fall off laughing.

Fast forward many years and I was at a surf beach with my daughters just playing in what was a medium surf. Near us were two women around mid thirties wearing one piece outfits that didn't have any straps. The surf got a little larger as the tide came in and about 5 minutes apart forceful waves knocked their tops down to expose their breasts and both times they didn't realise what had happened. Their husbands/partners on the shore thought that this was a great laugh and I really enjoyed it as well being only a few metres away.