A bloke goes into a bar and there are two great big fat women drinking pints at a table. They are talking with a Scot's accent that you could cut with a knife. He thinks to himself he wouldn't mind a bit of size for a change so he tries to start up a conversation.
"Excuse me, but are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One replies, "Wales, you dummy."
"Oh I'm sorry. In that case, are you two whales from Scotland?"
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