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Four old gents were discussing the results of their golf games.

The first guy said, "I had three riders today."

The second bent over guy said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five."

The third old man said, "I did about the same. I had seven riders, the same
as last time."

The last one said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today. Aren't you
fellers proud of me"?

After they went into the men's locker room, a lady club member that had
heard the old gents talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I
have been playing golf here for a lot of years and thought I knew all the
terminology of the game, but what in the world is a rider"?

The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in the
golf cart and ride to it."

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