[bbgapril]

Hello to all, and welcome.
Here is a little trick for you
You ask the bartender for a shotglass of water. Take out that unused condom from
your wallet and unroll it. Now you drop 1/4 "Alkaseltzer" tablet into the glass and stretch
the open end of the condom over the glass. Watch in glory as it will slowly achieve an
erection, and bring laughter to most who see it.

If you want more excitement, you drop in a whole "Alkaseltzer." After reaching full erection,
it will continue to build pressure until it flies off the glass and around the room.
It will sure make people duck. Nobody wants to be hit in the face by a high flying,
wet condom.