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Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:

1. Its important to have a woman who helps at home,

who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. Its important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. Its important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and

who likes to be with you.

5. Its very, very, VERY important

that these four women do not know each other.

Signed

Tiger Woods