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Originally Posted by osreb
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy, "what is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
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Another rodeo.
A kid goes into the bedroom just as his dad is banging his mother.
"Oh boy day, you're playing cowboys. Can I join in?"
The old man thinks the kid is harmless enough to he lets the kid in. Just as the old woman starts having her orgasm the kid says,
"Hold on tight dad, this is the bit where me and Uncle Bob get bucked off."