Another old joke
I can't find any new ones so will use an old one which is still funny even if you have heard it before.
Jason goes to have dinner with his date's parents for the first time but due to the type of food gets an attack of wind. Unable to hold it in any longer he has to let a little fart out and the father says "Rover!". Jason thinks "Phew, he thinks that it was the dog" (Who was sitting at his feet). The meal progresses a little and Jason has to let another one go but this one was a bit louder and stronger smelling, again the father says "Rover!" and the meal continues.
Jason thinks "Wow, I got away with that one too. I hope this doesn't go on much longer." However the gas is getting worse and this time Jason lets go a ripper at which point the father bellows "Rover! Get out from under the table now before he shits all over you!"
Here are some photos that hopefully you will also enjoy, a couple may be pro pics so sorry if they get pulled
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