[sooty]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. This morning on the golf course I used the F word"
"Tell me my son what were the circumstances that provoked you to such an extent?"
"Father, I drove my tee shot three hundred metres, but the wind caught it and it landed in the rough."
"I am a golfer myself so I appreciate your disappointment and using the F word"
"No, it was okay father, I didn't use it then. I hit a beautiful shot out of the rough. But it nipped the edge of the sand trap and rolled back into it."
"Now I can really understand you using that word."
No that was okay, too, Father. I pulled out my wedge and hit the perfect shot onto the green. The ball hit the pin and landed ten centimetres from the hole."
Is that when you used the F word?"
"No, Father."
"Jesus, don't tell me that you missed the fucking putt??"

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